Anything and Everything

congragulation:

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

somesickhumor:

Jesus, put it away Scooby.

somesickhumor:

Jesus, put it away Scooby.

Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

zikau:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

The king of all awkward moments.

macaroni-and-sneeze:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

gerbor:

HELP

I’VE

FALLEN

AND

CAN’T

GET

laid